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That is why, inspired by The Folks' home made version, I set about building my very own Gazebo.

Rumour has it that a gazebo purchased at retail will set its owner back anything from a thousand to two thousand five hundred pounds. Of course, being skint and a tight wad, those kind of figures were like the old car battery and wire wool trick to Pauper here, so here’s how to make a customised, comfortable one for a fraction of the price (albeit with a little B,S&T).

A gazebo can be made with the most rudimentary tools. Start by creating a template for the hexagonal positioning of the six upright posts. I used some of the plastic underlay recovered from beneath the gravel on the raised platform where my gazebo is positioned. I simply cut three strips about 250 centimeters long and glued them together in an evenly spaced six pointed star. I secured this template in the position I required with a solid peg.

At the ends of each point I dug a hole 18 inches (45 centimeters - for the council to sue me for breach of European weights and measures legislation). Once dug, I filled each hole to 15 cm deep with coarse gravel (recycled from the earlier hard landscaping). This will provide a drain sump so that the posts will not sit and rot in standing rain water. I used the amount of gravel to adjust the vertical limit of six 8-foot fence posts having used a spirit level on a bridging bar between them to ensure that the tops of each post would be level with all the others. I set the posts in concrete (mixed away from any growing plants or grass). So there we have it, a level topped ‘henge’ of six posts.

I joined the posts in a hexagon with bars of 2x2 inch (come on then council, I’m ready for you!) rough cut wood, the ends being cut at angles so that the outer tips were flush with the posts’ outer edges, each beam meeting tip to tip. They were secured with suitable screws. Then came the hard bit, creating the roof.

I can’t give you exact measurements here because, like Chinese whispers, things develop according to how accurate the previous work has been. As a rule of thumb the eaves of the roof need to meet in the middle where they all attach to a ‘key’, a round (or hexagonal if you want to be clever) off cut of thick fence post about a foot long. They then reach down at a pitch of 20 degrees to each post like the spokes of a wheel and are secured onto the beams with eighteen inches of additional overlap. If you get this right, your roof frame should remind you of a pagoda style roof. It should also bear your weight (provided you haven’t been at the biscuits) as the finished roof will take a good old battering from the elements and isn’t the sort of thing you want sailing off to crush the cat or ruin your beds! Best not to test this by climbing on top. It’s a long way down.

Now you need to find a cheap source of larch lap. I went to a very friendly saw mill about 25 miles from Pauper HQ. Buying direct from source and cutting out the DIY store is an excellent way to shave off the cost. It is also well worth spending money on the government stealth taxes...sorry...I mean petrol. My mistake. Gosh I’m political today! Anyway, you’ll enjoy the trip as saw mills (and especially fresh larch lap) smell wonderful. What is more, you can do your bit to support the local economy and skilled employment.

About 50 metres of larch lap (which looks like the individual slats you’d find in a fence panel) should be sufficient. It all depends on how big your structure ends up being. The first thing to do with the larch lap is create a skeleton frame to support the roof felt that will go on top of it. Two hexagons of lap around the upper, outer borders of the roof eaves should prevent the felt from sagging. Once these are on, cover each of the six triangular sections of the roof with one of six over lapping ‘triangles’ of felt nailed sparingly into place. How you do this is up to you. After all, it wouldn’t be any fun if I gave you all the answers, would it? A tip: Imagine you are water. Where would you run?

Right now your gazebo looks like a shoddy, giant, Vietnamese Cooley hat. Don’t be disheartened. It will soon be looking beautiful. After a lot of measuring and sawing, it should be possible for you to cover the gaps between each roof eave (now constricted from view by felt) with overlapping lengths of larch lap. Each lap will get shorter until you reach the key stone at the very top of the gazebo roof. The ends of each lap need to be angled so that, when nailed in place, they follow the line of the eaves beneath them at each end.

You should use galvanized nails for this. Drill pilot holes through the larch lap to prevent them splitting as you hammer the nails into place. Each time you start to get near the apex you will more than likely be on very summit of your step ladder. For that reason, you’ll need someone to stop it from falling away from you as you lean over the roof. After all, you don’t want to crash through your painstakingly measured, cut and fitted slats and felt, do you? Stunt people need not answer. If you have no-one at home, invite a friend for a cup of tea then hit them with the bad news as they arrive!

Nearly there. You now have a winter shelter for all your junk and bicycles (pictured). This is a good time to get settled by the hearth…

Next time: Read about the spring time finishing touches in part six.

This article was written by Joe Munford.